Three Little Men of Sin

Three Little Men of Sin

to the tune of

“Three Little Maids From School Are We”

from Gilbert and Sullivan's “The Mikado”

ALL:                     Three little men of sin are we.

                             Born to the aristocracy.

                             Deep in our own hypocrisy.

                             Three little men of sin.

ALONSO:            I mostly think of my son who died.

ANTONIO:           I mostly think about regicide

SEBASTIAN:      I mostly think about fish, deep-fried

ALL:                     Three little men of sin.

ALL:                    One man of sin was, most unwary,

                             Caught in the arms of the harmless fairy

                             In the position missionary.

                             Three little men of sin.

                             Three little men of sin.

ALL:                     Some people make love raunchily

                             Some people do it tenderly

                             We do it

ANTONIO:                           most chirurgeonly!

ALL:                     Three little men of sin.

ALL:                     Prospero’s daughter liked to jog

                             Over a fen, a flat, a bog,

                             To be with prince Ferdie and his log.

                             Four little men of sin.

                             Four little men of sin.

ALONSO:            I had an affair with young Jean Harlow

ANTONIO:           Marilyn Monroe

SEBASTIAN:                                   and Bridget Bardot

ALL:                     Really, we want to shag Gonzalo!

                             Three little men of sin.

                             Three little men of sin.