Sunday, 8 April 2012

Three Little Men of Sin



Three Little Men of Sin
to the tune of
“Three Little Maids From School Are We”
from Gilbert and Sullivan's “The Mikado”

ALL:                     Three little men of sin are we.
                             Born to the aristocracy.
                             Deep in our own hypocrisy.
                             Three little men of sin.

ALONSO:            I mostly think of my son who died.
ANTONIO:           I mostly think about regicide
SEBASTIAN:      I mostly think about fish, deep-fried
ALL:                     Three little men of sin.

ALL:                    One man of sin was, most unwary,
                             Caught in the arms of the harmless fairy
                             In the position missionary.
                             Three little men of sin.
                             Three little men of sin.

ALL:                     Some people make love raunchily
                             Some people do it tenderly
                             We do it
ANTONIO:                           most chirurgeonly!
ALL:                     Three little men of sin.

ALL:                     Prospero’s daughter liked to jog
                             Over a fen, a flat, a bog,
                             To be with prince Ferdie and his log.
                             Four little men of sin.
                             Four little men of sin.

ALONSO:            I had an affair with young Jean Harlow
ANTONIO:           Marilyn Monroe
SEBASTIAN:                                   and Bridget Bardot
ALL:                     Really, we want to shag Gonzalo!
                             Three little men of sin.
                             Three little men of sin.


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