Three Little Men of Sin
to the tune of
“Three Little Maids From School Are We”
from Gilbert and Sullivan's “The Mikado”
ALL: Three little men of sin are we.
Born to the aristocracy.
Deep in our own hypocrisy.
Three little men of sin.
ALONSO: I mostly think of my son who died.
ANTONIO: I mostly think about regicide
SEBASTIAN: I mostly think about fish, deep-fried
ALL: Three little men of sin.
ALL: One man of sin was, most unwary,
Caught in the arms of the harmless fairy
In the position missionary.
Three little men of sin.
Three little men of sin.
ALL: Some people make love raunchily
Some people do it tenderly
We do it
ANTONIO: most chirurgeonly!
ALL: Three little men of sin.
ALL: Prospero’s daughter liked to jog
Over a fen, a flat, a bog,
To be with prince Ferdie and his log.
Four little men of sin.
Four little men of sin.
ALONSO: I had an affair with young Jean Harlow
ANTONIO: Marilyn Monroe
SEBASTIAN: and Bridget Bardot
ALL: Really, we want to shag Gonzalo!
Three little men of sin.
Three little men of sin.
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